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I'm just a hoe on a mission tryna bring my dreams to fruition

funny-humor-haha-blog:
“das good shit
”

funny-humor-haha-blog:

das good shit

acegodzilla:

so i got a notification from our security camera that someone was at the front door and

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a blurry friend

sourapplesoda:

sourapplesoda:

And I think to myself

what a wonderful worm

genderists:

genderists:

genderists:

They took my fuckong teth

Not all of them.

im glad my anesthetic-induced hot take on wisdom teeth removal resonated with you guys

sirenfemme:

I’m ok. I’m gonna be ok. I’m gonna live a beautiful life and I’ll get to know beautiful people. I will create things of beauty and be surrounded by flowers. And I’ll love myself, and I’ll be soft, I’ll be kind. And I’ll be ok.

dreamsweetinseamajor:

me: hey

rick and morty fan: u gotta be smart to get it haha! *fake burps* look at me im tiny rick!! its just hard to get in to it man unless ur like super smart lol its deep dude. u wouldnt get it theres so much backstory and shit but u gotta pay attention man….pickle rick!!! *sings get shwifty for the next 17 and a half minutes*

bloodphoenix:

snaacks:

I HAVENT SCREAMED SO LOUD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

I want Kate Winslet to send her a formal apology.